(first three seconds of an Ed Sheeran song plays) *record scratch* *trap beat* d-d-d-DJ Kill Yourself (echoing) do it!) Yuh…
(time for the breakdown, pause in music for half a second) *Budd Dwyer voice* Please leave the room if this will affect you (beat drop)
my little kitty cat has started taking an inhaler
my guinea pig needed ointment a while back
Why didn’t they need ointment on Tuesday mornings
happy no ointment tueaday
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